So Im like, cool. Cause if anyones warned her about the place before they get started and she says she doesnt scare you. People keep adding her and shes like, hello, one word, and its all I can manage right now. Yeah. Like I said, like Im bringing a lot of uh, uh, baggage to my rating. Joe: yeah. Like she has that, like, Im a sweet girl, but like make a move. Erick: she shoots him in the head and its like super dramatic. Erick: a couple of executives are in a bunch of other stuff. Kate? its been like a little too late at night for me to start anything creepy when I wanted to get to that. The Funhouse Massacre is a love letter in every sense of the phrase. We get a waiting joke here. I like kinda followed this movie and its like, I dont want to say inception, but I followed the guy who wrote it. The effect, of it, like ripping her lip just for her to die. I just did that with friends least favorite, scary movie. Its complicated, theres an equal measure of love and hate going on here. And Jason and Christina decided its time to find a bathroom to, Vivi: book because you know, its been an. plus it's got a terrific twist with its killer that makes it one worth seeking out." - Charles Webb, MTV Director Tobe Hooper (The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Lifeforce) pays affectionate tribute to various classic horror movies in thi A Halloween funhouse full of mazes inspired by psychopaths becomes a house of death when the real killers escape a mental asylum and take over. Thats why that was like cool. And it was weird. And Im like, I get those two guys. She hits him over the back of the head with a gesink and he turns around quickly pushing her against the wall and analyzing her teeth, which I think is cool. Its not groundbreaking. Yeah. Hes like for someone who would wear someone elses face on their own face, you seem like a reasonable guy. Like, cause hes just been more of a working actor or like in movies and shows, I should say that um, did you have to make out with women? Share to Popcorn Maker . Id always hate hearing stories of like, yeah. I was like, we have seen literally like critically acclaimed movies get a three or four. I dont know. Vivi: So I love this. I would also leave though, because Quinn uses two peoples heads is like pom-poms and like runs around and dances with them. Joe: They do a fake out and like Mo and Morgan and Lori are the ones that die in those scenarios. Yeah. Um, Ill buy some other records. Sorry. Like really bad. Erick: Oh my God. Like I have to go to the next spot and saved for that typewriter and I dont have health. Theyre like too, like you could go in, and manipulate them. Miss Quinn reveals herself to actually be "The Stitch Face Killer" when she murders Warden Kane and the guards before freeing the inmates. they enter the crime scene and we watched the cop doing everything, not to do at a crime scene. Joe: I think I figured it out. Im going to put it, I put 8.4. We even see a guy reload dont takes a shotgun and goes up to Rocko still dramatically and shoots him at point blank. Right. They, I dont. We follow three sets of people; a group of work friends that close shop early to check out the town's new Funhouse, a set of notorious serial killers that escape captivity to murder the townsfolk in . And youve ruined, Vivi: youve ruined my schedule of sex three times a night, at least. Once the Sheriff gets involved and finds out that there are actual murders going on at the funhouse, she decides to go there to save any survivors and put a stop to the gore. I love funny background actors because theyre probably all the crew members. Rockwell appears behind Dennis wearing the clown space and slams the top of his head. Joe: its white and this movie was, you know, its not popular at all. on a manual yelling, but He realizes he didnt hire him. What a freaking asshole. Commonly the way to casually, you would have been fired immediately if this was real life. Joe: I dont know. Shes very casual about that. Erick: the screaming though, my tits, my like my Teds like, does anyone actually say that? Okay. and we just get several scattered scenes of them being awkward with each other across the whole. She reacts quickly and kicks him in the balls. Everyone knows I love horror films that take place in amusement parks or contains clowns. The guy plays, Jason was in pretty little liars. And they wrote the movie together and its like their love letter to this genre of filmmaking with all the references and over the top. And you know, and its in that like, list its like this and say tonic, panic. Theyre just like coming in with all their cars and guns. So they arranged for him to disappear. Erick: Its for the show on Patrion, you can get early access to episodes or a bonus episode and theme drink idea. Joe: Oh, we went last winter last fall. This is scary. It was because Im like, its a good movie. I wish Englund had stuck . The film has a twisted sense of humor, and serves up a number of in-jokes to horror fans. Uh, So I get it, Vivi: do you want to talk about what scared low-key about this. And apparently it was just so they could get that exposition in the back. Is it not? Joe: Yeah. The killers take the bait, resulting in another bloody attack that the DJ is lucky to survive and when the killers leave the radio station, she is so dedicated to making sure theyre brought to justice that she follows them back to their lair, with the ex-lawman following their trail as well. He says hes doctor who? Im like one day Im going to have a, Same here. Give them a like be sure to. Yeah. yeah. Joe: Yeah. Erick: Mrs. Quinn enters in the two of them just stare at her, but shes like, yall okay. Just watch this. is the worst. Joe: yeah, no, We set a write up that, uh, Doyle was just a complete doofus and uh, sheriff? Barely that a face has been put onto the body. Joe: Oh, I love that. And let the group know that Gerardo is taking them to the Funhouse. The unpredictable nature of a Halloween haunt on full display here and blown up and out of proportion with bloody and gruesome consequence. Yeah. Anyway. He pulls out a flask and listens to music. Oh, possibly his last, Erick: We see Jeffrey in the kitchen cutting up fingers and putting them into a soup. Erick: Im surprised were not faking it right now. "Review Dull 'The Funhouse Massacre' is an aimless gorefest", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Funhouse_Massacre&oldid=1108013924, Short description is different from Wikidata, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, Candice De Visser - Dollface / Ms. Eileen Dyer, This page was last edited on 2 September 2022, at 03:12. Director Andy Palmer keeps the pacing snappy and gives the film a nifty "horror comic book" look full of primary colored lighting and smoky nighttime exteriors.In short, The Funhouse Massacre might be more or a programmer than a classic but it has a sense of wicked fun that the modern horror film world could use more of.Blu-Ray Notes: Scream Factory picked this title up for blu-ray release and the results will make modern horror fans happy. Not even when the saw is threatening to go through his head does the driver think to stop his car, or shift into reverse himself. And they go on the chase Quinn chases. Erick: But yeah, only 3,800 reviews. So when we were around high school error probably around they did all of those cursed films, at least exercise pulled their guys. maybe pointed that. As she screams and people in the background are cheering. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Your email address will not be published. I was like, its so fun, when we meet other people who are in the space theres people who are, I feel like intimidating. I like these characters, like theyre crazy. It had been cool if Christina like stayed till the end and was like the one just murdering everybody. Meanwhile, the group of friends realize Christine has been gone for a while and notice Quinn walking away, carrying Christinas body. we see? Like I always thought the, with the, killers revealed at least that metal type music or where they were going for was more to me just set that tone of like, dont take this like too seriously with the guys, like were setting things up. And then like, it seemed easy to just like, oh, youre such a tease. Like if you liked that stuff and youre just like, I feel like thats why people like the new Texas chainsaw. drinks, maybe, you know, talk to whatever, but like, I dont need to pay attention. Theyre like post-college, but I was like, Im sorry, anyone listening? Yeah. Horror. Yeah, do hate however that every time, every time hes on screen, we get this like stereotypical, like music, music. Any plot synopsis will make high-concept slasher film The Funhouse Massacre sound way more fun than it actually is. Weve had back to Quinn putting on white makeup and using blood for the red on her nose. I got you. We got a super slow-mo of these cops shooting Rocco dramatically. She kisses him. Any plot synopsis will make high-concept slasher film The Funhouse Massacre sound way more fun than it actually is. So I see that. I thought it was better than the cursed ones, but it was on Eve of all places so I want to to out season two, also VVI to Yeah. I love that. Vivi: I think it would also leave them behind, like, youre good. She shuts him up and says she has a fetish for memo. Amateurish direction and generic characterization make a light premise serial killers slaughter a rural carnivals haunted-house patrons while pretending to be carnies feel like a slog. Put them in here. Like. Joe: Uh, Yeah. When I enter the maze again and Morgans left alone in the dark projector room until Lori finds him, they enter the classroom and more bodies are sitting at the desks. Christina starts making fun of her for holding a knife, asking if the bathroom is in the safe zone from the freak show, she tries walking away when Quinn slashes are faced and they have an all out battle. Remember? For the one minute speed run? Coworker Gerardo drives everyone there, but leaves after deciding that the attraction looks too frightening. Last we meet mammal Dyer or Manny. We see some actors dresses. Right. He dies. Joe: Yeah. And I had to like get in front of somebody in a room and they were like, okay, now act like a zombie. It was like a little kid, like watching, like keeping timing. Cause I believe that 100%. It stars JoBeth Williams, Craig T. Nelson and Beatrice Straight, and was produced by Spielberg and Frank Marshall.The film focuses on a suburban family whose home is invaded by malevolent ghosts that abduct their youngest . It, uh, it definitely is under the radar. Like they must have homes theyre just so horny these two characters. It was like a family friend or something like that. When he says all they were saying was that people were being murdered at the Funhouse, whatever that means. A guard comes in as she stabs him in the leg and neck before taking his gun and walking out to the lobby to shoot the guard at the front desk from earlier, she goes around the desk and starts beating his head in with a nightstick while saying some Chan about a baby, like liking to pound pound pound. And Im like, yeah, I dont Krueger, you know? If you know me and my movie tastes, it should come as no surprise that THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 came out the winner here. The screen fills with the imagery of an old rundown Funhouse in a small town carnival long out of business. Dollface kills Christina in the bathroom after Christina has sex with Jason. Its not that the movie was like crazy good or like groundbreaking yet. And like you stay behind and noticed Quinn slitting the throat of the actor as she screams for help. Hes insane. And then theyre like, yeah. They take a selfie with this dead kids body while Walter watches and walks away and disbelief. The interactions between these three are frequently hilarious. Hes hes hes hes hes Mexican. Joe: the, actors play great. kills, the people, but I totally get that because like the tone shifts are a little. But also, can we get off the record and let me tell you some fucked up shit. And he was like, oh, how many people were at the screening? Morgans like, I dont have a weapon while Kate tends to his wound, which is only a graze. um, I do want to call it one thing. Ive watched that. This is something that he said to her when she watched her mother burst into flames, Vivi: I also get the dramatic reveal of like, dad. It is bad. Joe: yeah. Theyre all convinced to go and write off while we see the old man waiting for his check, he was like, where is anybody going to give me my check? Yeah. yeah. Great Fit For Both Men and Women View Sizing Info In Stock Item. Erick: We see more killings in the crowd, including a scene of a kid getting his head pulled off by Rocco, Laurie and the other two, make it out of the maze. All rights reserved. Joe: Maybe. Like it, yeah. CHAINSAW 2 has an interesting and clever set-up, and the DJ and the ex-Ranger we follow on this journey are both fantastic characters, formidable opponents for the cannibalistic killers. And now it looks more like Harley Quinn, ESC. With a madman wielding a chainsaw tearing into their Mercedes from the bed of a pickup truck that is driving in reverse beside them, the occupants of the vehicle never attempt to hit the brakes. It also toys with a theme of people being too desensitized to recognize real mayhem right under their noses but never fully commits to that theme and uses it more as a springboard for gruesome gags.However, The Funhouse Massacre is at heart designed to be a good time for those with a macabre sense of humor and on that level, it delivers nicely. But I do like, like, Renee Dorian playing, like who wrote the movie? And she screams for help waiting by the door. The deputy gets made fun of when he tries to go off on them and decides hes just not going to answer the phone anymore for the rest of the night. Joe: just transplants. Like I said, its not, I know its not a, well get into every aspect of it, but Im glad that thats the vibe. But like, this is the movie I went to go see. Its so romantic. Its just like all corn, this is being, what it was and like Yeah. Erick: Thats awesome. The Funhouse Massacre is a 2015 American slasher film starring Robert Englund, Jere Burns, Scottie Thompson and Clint Howard . Did it look like this? Ships In 1-2 Business Days I was like, oh, shes dead now. And he was, apparently he was the one being like, no, give me more passion. We havent mentioned that stitch face or whats her name queen in there? Its all about what works for each individual movie. Erick: We meet Morgan eating a hot dog, outside a restaurant. But Mannys charges never stick, especially given the films unremarkable scare scenes. Yeah. Erick: All of the special effects are so gruesome and good. Joe: Has sex in a diner, especially like where you work. His comic relief has also his own. Jeffrey Ramses was a chef who became known as "Animal the Cannibal" for serving victims to his customers. A group of diabolical killers escape from the institution they have been held in. Id give it a 6.5. I still felt really bad on my Twitter exchange because I tweeted about it. If youre here for a slasher sake, come. The Funhouse Massacre is a charismatic sideshow from Hell that horror fans shouldn't miss. For a town that also like is hosting a fun house that like that size, like, that has to have more than as a full police department. Yeah. It rips his face, a Bart like his. I was like, why, you go grab stuff? Bonus Features. This was not meant to be a bloodbath, and thats a respectable choice. Pace is pretty dire. I dont think everything works, you know, or age great. So, Joe: I do love um, the machete costume has like, cause hes a chef Hydra says the kitchen where, where its like the ma the wooden Mount, the. it was a, the screenwriters, the married couple Doyle and Laurie I think her like brother or something like that, she said suggested that joke be in the movie that there should just be a guy walking around. I was going to ask just CG in this, other than like that giant moon by the police, Joe: That, yeah, I think when the, these getting burned by the steam rollers, the CGS coming off of that. Joe: Yeah. It, that he was retiring. I dont bite Cain says theyre fine. Morgan doses, doesnt need to give him a minute. as she hands him, the food to serve. Joe: Yeah. Laurie says the families of the victims could still be around. They enter a room that they call supermax. Cause I was just like staring at the people in the back end. Erick: Oh yeah. Rocco breaking next and literally punch a guys face off onto a womans lap. Erick: Im also surprised that theyre the only two cops in the entire town. I thought he was going to have more prominent role though. Joe: I was wondering, no, I was wondering that I was like, is it whats the difference? Wasnt like my favorite and Im glad we pivoted we talked about that kind of in the pre show and I feel like its the last hard movie watch to watch by like a week ago. Were introduced to virginal heroine Amy and her friends as they head out for a night of fun at a traveling carnival even though Amys father doesnt want her going to the carnival. The Funhouse Massacre streaming: where to watch online? Oh God. They just watch as Rocco breaks his neck and laugh it off saying they suck at acting. Kane says its because most of the jobs left the area. And theres a scarred over time before matches. So what killing them be the answer Kane says off the record and she turns off her record. like Quinn obviously is about to come. Hes happy to see them and starts running it then. He like purposely, Vivi: went out of his way to trip on this. Give us a follow up, check out our drink videos. And she asks if she can record their walkthrough, but Cain is definitely like a shady character. I recognized them immediately. Last time it passed through the area two girls were found dead, and he doesnt think it was a coincidence. Erick: looks like just one layer of saran wrap. Yay, Joe. But if Teton has taught us anything, its that an injury to the ear is a very fast. Im like, its not too bad. That doesnt mean he feels good about killing people, though. Vivi: Thats very Geralds game. Its a good plan. I am super excited. Conrad Straker - Impaled on a sword. I got punking whiskey. This is great for the . Mikey: I'll take weed and wikipedia instead of paying for college for five hundred, Mr. Trebek. And Im like, I dont even know if shes teasing. It was like different from when I went as a kid, it was, but he was like section different haunted houses, like attracts like this. And then you can check out our other podcasts where its just four best friends kind of goofing around for an hour and a half and generally around a movie and some fun games and topics. And I think there was maybe five and I was like, oh, like 13, because I didnt feel like, I felt like it was like, didnt, you know, I didnt want to, but didnt want to say five. Theyre a 17 year old kids. Six of the world's scariest psychopaths escape from a local Asylum and proceed to unleash terror on the unsuspecting crowd of a Halloween Funhouse, whose themed mazes are inspired by their various reigns of terror. Joe: I think I heard that Bumble bee, they were like originally written for her to be in one of those corny or bigger, or like ones that are more like for children. I love how much the comments are about this movie is just like, people are so fucked up. It was just like, yeah. Mikey says, theyve gone look over at Statesville and know there are still prisoners there. The Funhouse Massacre Turn Back Now T-Shirt. Erick: I feel like this is one of those things where theres a character, thats a fan favorite. Its like, its all just a bunch of men just like unloading clips. No, shes like you cut my face and thats what makes her, It was so deep though. Yeah. So The Funhouse Massacre is a comedy horror film heavy on gore and light on comedy. I have to share that video. Its definitely become my, like one of like recommendations of like, are you looking for something? Lori joins the fight between Kate and Quinn, but is easily thrown aside as Kate and Quinn just stab each other while Kate says theyll have a family reunion and hell, Oh, did you? The Funhouse Massacre is a 2015 American slasher film starring Robert Englund, Jere Burns, Scottie Thompson and Clint Howard. They didnt realize it when they hired him. is just like, its all serious, Erick: Yeah. Yeah. than the, the pool scene in Showgirls. Do you ever seen the movie waiting with, Joe: Oh yeah. The Funhouse Massacre is a 2015 American slasher film starring Robert Englund, Jere Burns, Scottie Thompson and Clint Howard . Hes like I knew it was going to be me who had to face him Gerardo and Morgan fight Jeffrey in the kitchen while keep confronts manual in the fire portion of the maze. I do like the, yeah. Joe: Definitely. Whoevers listening. I keep all my photos as my foot buddies, Joe: This is one thing to, do you want to think that was a little clever of the writing is to kind of layer in that like this long game, this whole place was set up for the killers by stitch face, Erick: manual has very prominent joker vibes, in the way, Vivi: Yeah. Hes like, I am an actor and I think hes getting a documentary on shutter. Theyre talking about getting into podcasts because radio was dead before theyre interrupted by Jeffrey dressed as a security guard, they notice he has skin hanging out of his mouth and watch him eat it. Christina has propped up at a desk with a dunce hat and Jason loses it. : Romy Walthall of Face/Off and Howling IV has passed away at 57. Gerardo joins their group and together, the four of them return to Land of Illusions to rescue the others and take down the killers. Like the show? Dr. Satan. Yeah, it doesnt match anything. Like, I dont know. At The end, do? Ill add that the Mets bullpen seems very creepy and thats my comfort content right now. Like suddenly Doyles like a. Erick: hero and is like so upset about everything. The clown Quinn says hes a big boy. THE FUNHOUSE MASSACRE (2015) contains both. Buzz Dawson - Stabbed . I pointed. Nope. Joe: Yeah. Erick: We got an awkward exchange between Lori and Morgan, who keeps trying to say they can go together. Seductively. Lets go and walks away while the remaining actors are pissing. Like, uh, I already have molds of their heads and they were like, yeah, love that he already has the molds of their. Laurie is being washed out back and gets jumped scared by two dudes. I thought he was going to kill the dude right away. When Morgan says five or six, she says, wow, were going to need backup and hands Morgan, a gun like a civilian, gun. The wig is, goodness. TCM2 is one of my favorite movies of all time, among the top tier that I am most passionate about. Im not thinking, go back to the diner, the diner kids then realize its real and they fight back. Cause hes like, yes, you have your shot. So, Erick: thats true. I hit the beat of like, knowing that like shes important to this and like these arent just cops, we get, you know, so, Erick: Yeah, The use of music is so weird. Thank you so much. So no, its always a blast. Theres a hanging, an accidental axing, electrocution, impalement, a shooting, but very little blood. He was called Jack Brooks and reminded me of this movie where like he owned what he was in. I want to watch is specifically my, um, my brother-in-law, I dont know if you guys are fans of like Tim and Eric stuff they have a show called on cinema and theres a guy doing a bit Its like a goofy, like weird movie comedy thing. Stitch face definitely killed her and everyone, Erick: like whole ass other turn, have Christina, Vivi: come out and be the one that shes crazy now because of everything she went, always fun though. I was waiting until we got to her pulling off, Joe: I was like, oh, I hope the wigs. 3,841 likes. Bob and Dave were talking well manual approaches from behind Bob and breaks his neck. And, uh, oh Man, thats hard. I do think like if were going to expect kills are fun. What a surprise not expect him to be in this movie. And I did pick up on, do you remember the face is getting smushed into the chain link fence and the eyeball pops, the eyeball was added in, Oh, okay. I told her this scarce. There is nothing realistic about the Sawyer lair, this place is simply a feverish nightmare put on film, with skulls and skeletons adorning every inch of it. The warden introduces Ms. Quinn to five of the asylum's most notorious serial killer inmates. This is when Laurie thinks quickly and hits him in the side of the head with a tray, causing the tool to go further into his head and killing him. I was like, oh yeah, you thats. Rachel Weisz plays twin doctors in teaser trailer for Dead Ringers, a Prime Video series based on David Cronenbergs psychological thriller. Especially today when uh, Eric replied in his, just the discord of like, and we have thoughts and I was like, oh no, Erick: I thought that might scare you out. Manwell walks into the fire remake and says he has a new flock. Adam Wingards Face-Off will be a direct sequel to the original, Face-Off: Valentine vs. My Bloody Valentine 2009, Face-Off: It: Part 2 1990 vs. She walks off with the guy, as we cut back to the main stage, Vivi: I made this joke while we were watching it. But before we get into that, how are you being? Erick: as they are running. My podcast city mentioned, like my wife cant do horror movies, but this was one in one where Im like, no, like its a little gruesome, but you look away and youll enjoy it. That is like perfect LCD screen. I. you in this role. He says, they go way back. Six of the world's scariest psychopaths escape from a local Asylum and proceed to unleash terror on the unsuspecting crowd of a Halloween Funhouse whose themed mazes are inspired by their various reigns of terror. Cool. Watch The Funhouse Massacre (2015) free starring Robert Englund, Jere Burns, Scottie Thompson and directed by Andy Palmer. Jeffrey walks into the kitchen and is offended that the portions are all wrong and compares it to cheesecake factory. is practical. we picked up the first one a few months back and wed even said that maybe wed stream it. Cause its just chilled and like, you know? unfortunately Ive had that con like years ago with my dad. Vivi: Theyre all in like a ton of projects. Morgan and Gerardo kill Animal. This is what I imagined people from on. Joe: yeah, no, theres, it has a really good cast of characters, but youre right. And she asks him if he has any idea, whats even going on, they walk off together. All right. While manual says all they wanted was their art to be seen by the world, but they were shunned and now they want to profit off of what they fear the actor who was supposed to play Quinn, walks in on her. Joe: Okay. And again, it was like heavily foreshadow that someone was going to die by That like. Erick: other side where shes like, no, no, no, you werent, you didnt want to out, but Im going to give him. Erick: yeah, You did great though. Drayton is the brother who chews out his siblings and bosses them around, while Chop-Top is the teasing clown of the family who amuses himself while embarrassing and frustrating the others. And theyre just like, Yeah. So were all just drinking, whatever. You guys covered van Helsing and. 1. $31.67. I dont even know how dwell has this job. And Christina gets excited at the thought of the ghost of the cult being in the halls of the Funhouse. The Funhouse Massacre is a 2015 American slasher film starring Robert Englund, Jere Burns, Scottie Thompson and Clint Howard. And Ohio. The crowd cheers, as manual says, theyre at the special portion of the evening. Im glad you guys enjoyed it. Yeah. we didnt come up with a drink for today, but its also a pretty hard movie to come up with a drink for. Language. Cause he steps in the blood. Vivi: I think this is just a good, fun, dumb B movie. Vivi: fuck now. and I was just very like timid and nervous, you know, in trying to be respectful and all this, but its in the script and apparently she was like the one to be like, no, no, no, no, this is how we want it. So they should come with Gerardo was like, I dont have enough room, but theyre like, no, like you drive a pickup, dude. Arent going to give a shit and that the bad press is only hyping their place. Erick: The main group is in line to get in. I feel like everyone weve had on has been super pretty fun. They hear someone mumbling as a person, rips the wire on their mouth and tries to scream. I mean, it clearly has to be a plan where its like Dewey and scream in that first movie is the inexperienced like cop. Theres this like, not even a will they wont, they its just like through the love interests where centered. Do you have a phone because mine is charging. This movie is fun. 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